Mint (any kind)
4 cups white seedless grapes
1 bunch fresh chives (about 2 tablespoons, or 2 chopped-up green onions, top and white parts)
juice of 1/2 lime
2 tablespoons freshly-chopped mint
1 whole jalapeno including seeds
Put in hand-cranked food processor, or chop by hand.
Mix well and refrigerate at least an hour before serving.